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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

reblog if ur in the 3rd grade and tired of all the fake friends :/

ejdumb:

wow toad you wanna be any more of a fucking asshole

neatpotatoes:

who wants to lower their standards and date me

vanillabun:

crushes man

dumbfricker:

i couldn’t help myself

" Wait for someone who tells strangers about you. "

- Vodka thoughts #1  (via seabelle)

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

marshofsleep:

[8:1]

“Merry Christmas, I’m in jail.”

Soul’s grating sigh crackles through the phone line. “Any other time I’d say this is cool, ‘cept you’ve stressed me the fuck out and the fact that I hear Black Star in the background doesn’t help.”

Maka shifts nervously from one foot to the other….

communistbakery:

seeminglycurious:

Lord please save us all

STOP